This Day Is for the Dogs
The day started off like no other. I woke up to my alarm, sat up in bed and turned on the nightstand lamp. I hadn't put my glasses on yet and out of the corner of my eye, I saw something emerging from under the nightstand. At first, I thought it may have been a little bug, but it kept going and going, like a train emerging from a tunnel, slinking along all hugged up against the floorboard as if it were trying to stay as far away from me as I was from it. I shrieked and took a moment to collect myself in the middle of the bed. Once I felt a little braver, I turned to get off the other side of the bed so I wouldn't encounter the multilegged insect and could escape from the bedroom. Well, the millipede must have been thinking the same thing, because, sure enough, it had moved to the opposite side of the bed too and was there desperately trying to make its way across the floorboard to get away from the giant two-legged mammal that makes high-pitched shrieking noises from way up